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<h1>Zarz K. Borkelsnort</h1>
<h2>"I love designing websites!"</h2>
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<dt>Email</dt>
<dd>z@mars.com</dt>
<dt>Phone</dt>
<dd>+999 888-MARS</dd>
<dt>Website</dt>
<dd>zarz.com</dd>
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<h3>Experience <small>Jobs & Activities</small></h3>
<h4>Mars Unlimited, Inc.</h4>
<h5>Web Developer</h5>
<h6>June 2067 - <em>Sept 2069</em></h6>
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<li>Worked on really awesome stuff</li>
<li>Totally blew away my mom</li>
<li>Helped myself to cookies and ice cream every day</li>
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<h4>McDonald's</h4>
<h5>Food & Service Professional</h5>
<h6>August 2065 - May 2067</h6>
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<li>Served over 2 million AlienMacs</li>
<li>Helped save a small child from a Gorlax</li>
<li>Saved the company over $200MM in insurance fees</li>
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<h4>United Galaxy Alliance News</h4>
<h5>Intern</h5>
<h6>April 2065 - August 2065</h6>
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<li>Created a brand spankin' new website visited my billions</li>
<li>Helped deliver over 200,000 digital newspapers to Mars residents</li>
<li>Developed technology to project ads into people's pupils from long distances</li>
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<h3>Skills</h3>
<h6>Technology</h6>
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<li>Quantum Accelerators</li>
<li>Lazer Phazers</li>
<li>Parachuting</li>
<li>Photon Cannons</li>
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<h6>Life</h6>
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<li>Good with kids</li>
<li>Good with monsters</li>
<li>High IQ</li>
<li>Unnaturally extensive knowledge on small animals</li>
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<h3>Education</h3>
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<dt>School</dt>
<dd>Dogwarts School of Science & Technology</dd>
<dt>Major</dt>
<dd>Technophasetronics</dd>
<dt>Minor</dt>
<dd>Cooking</dd>
<dt>GPA</dt>
<dd>4.5</dd>
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